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DEMISE OF HUMANKIND UPDATE: MSNBC reports that a New Jersey woman is trying...

It’s the end of the world as we know it, but, unlike R.E.M., I don’t feel so good. It’s time for another "DEMISE OF HUMANKIND UPDATE." In my quest to make the case that humanity is spiraling toward...

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DEMISE OF HUMANKIND UPDATE –“Naked Cowboy” sends “Naked Cowgril”...

Here’s the latest installment in my effort to convince you that humanity is spiraling toward self-annihilation. According to MSNBC, " New York City’s famous Naked Cowboy wants a bikini-clad woman who...

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DEMISE OF HUMANKIND UPDATE: South Dakota Supreme Court rules in favor of...

When a state supreme court is ruling on a case related to someone having 15 cats running free in their car, it can only mean one thing: IT’S THE DEMISE OF HUMANKIND. In the latest installment of my...

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DEMISE OF HUMANKIND UPDATE – AP reports Two drunk people arrested after...

Feeling like things are okay today? Think again. I’ve got more evidence that we’re facing (wait for it….) THE DEMISE OF HUMANKIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! According to an Associated Press report, "Authorities...

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DEMISE OF HUMANKIND UPDATE: Colorado town considering ban on undressing...

When we need official ordinances about undressing in a public meeting, there’s really only one conclusion you can draw: It’s the DEMISE OF HUMANKIND!!!!! In this installment of the DOH update series, I...

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DEMISE OF HUMANKIND UPDATE: ‘Fried beer’ snags title of ‘Most Creative’ at...

It’s been a while, but that doesn’t mean that humanity hasn’t been steadily spiraling into self-oblivion. It’s time for a DEMISE OF HUMANKIND UPDATE! Apparently, cirrhosis and heart disease weren’t...

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DEMISE OF HUMANKIND UPDATE: University of Baltimore class focuses on zombies

When our institutions of higher learning start offering classes that involve watching zombie movies and reading comic books, I’m tempted to label it a sign of the (wait for it………………………..) DEMISE OF...

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DEMISE OF HUMANKIND UPDATE: 75 people involved in fight at the birthday party...

And you tell me over and over and over again, my friend, how you don’t believe we’re on the eve of destruction? Okay, I’ll just keep making the case that humankind is spiraling toward...

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